Meet the (somewhat) expert news team at the NOT News Network! Though they haven’t been around long, they just found out they’ve been nominated for a major award.

The team brainstorms how to make the show more exciting and bring in more viewers. Greg thinks the ticket might be Search Engine Optimization, but Kev looks for a flashier answer by bringing in an outside expert to help with their branding.

After a disastrous sports segment, Kev tells Tahir he has the weekend to learn everything there is to know about sports. Angel meanwhile works on a story that she thinks will put Kev in his place.

Tempers run hot around the NOT News Network and Kev worries that things might be falling apart. He blackmails a team building guru into helping them, but she has plans of her own.

Tony is forced to retest for his meteorology certification, a test he only passed originally because he cheated. Angel and Kev, meanwhile, try to prove to the other who is more in shape.

The team becomes rich after the crypto currency Kev has been paying everyone in hits $1. Angel and Maye, who opted out, try to expose it as a scam.